just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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