I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
