I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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