I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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