Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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