sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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