Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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