He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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