Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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