At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
