Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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