You really coming over, don't trick.
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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