They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Randomize
