ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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