Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
gpnpr hd vmdd nm the ggrl whm was mn my lar
I need you to use more vowels.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
