I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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