brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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