I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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