He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
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and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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