I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
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