plz talk dirty to me
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
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