So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
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