no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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