He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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