yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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