theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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