omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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