normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
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