I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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