I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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