They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
whose ass print is on the piano?
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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