we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Randomize
