im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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