Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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