just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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