Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
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