Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Randomize
