I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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