that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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