We're like a lot better than the average bears
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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