i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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