It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I have feelings that need drinking.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Randomize
