the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I will die if light touches me.
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
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