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Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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