Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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