I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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