it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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