If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
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