i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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