Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
oh god the rape fog is back!
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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