Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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