how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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