the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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