you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
lets start a swedish sibling band together
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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