Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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