I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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