He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
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Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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